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w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

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junebouvierr:

idiot

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euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

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kanweyest:

losing him was blood orange

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

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naturallysteph:

the-book-ferret:

They look so beautiful all together. My heart is full of happy. <3

I will re-tumbl this adorable ferret forever.