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badparent:

me as a parent

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daughterofassata:

sirl33te:

jeanlikesitupthebodt:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

you mean this one

this was a wild magical ride

I enjoyed this entirely too much.

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

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heavycalorieconsumer:

So youre saying if i get a tattoo i’ll never have to work another day in my life

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amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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haveahiddles:

not-safe-for-earth:

ikantenggelem:

Disney x Marvel -source-

This is amazing. #rocketrescuerangers

Disney and Marvel mashups, LOVE IT.

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englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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psyducked:

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

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